Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The part where Jayne pokes Benny with a sharp pointy stick, repeatedly

Benny, Benny, Benny.
Whaddaya do with a problem like Bashful Benny?
Such a shy and retiring type, he's oh-so-nervously reguritated the party line on condoms again.
Dear Benny, the poor boy has probably never had the opportunity to try one on for size; I'm sure if he played around with a good old franger and gave it a damn good workout he'd think differently.
Perhaps Prada could design one just for him?!
Isn't it shocking how all those medically trained people can use studies, science and those pesky things Benny doesn't like to acknowledge, facts, to advise that wearing a French letter on your willy will help stop the spread of HIV/AIDS ! *sarcastic gasp*

And Benny-boy obviously hasn't kept up with his bedtime reading as Holocaust-denying priests are back in the bloke's Good Books (possibly as childhood momentos of Benny's dim past in which he may or may not have partied with the Hitler Yoof) while the Catholic Church has taken to using the Laws of The Land to take a rebel Brisvegas priest to task.
Goodness me, isn't it amazing how one minute priests are babbling (and not in tongues) about how the Church's Laws are higher than the Laws of The Land (coz letting a 9 year old rape victim give birth is all about....umm....gee, dunno where it advocates that in the Bible)  and the next minute they're using those very trifling Laws of The Land to get nasty on Father Kennedy's arse.
Ahhh, now I see where they're heading with that one.

Benny, how about living up to your surname and making like a rat up a drain pipe to spare us any further vile bile driveling from your gaping, rotten maw.
And don't let the door slam you in the arse on your way out, you knob-jockey c**t.

8 comments:

Anja said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent, and you saved me from having a rant. You've done a far better job of having a right royal 'punt the Pontiff' than I could have managed.

So, you're going to hell. If you get there before me, can you make sure the coffee is on? Thanks in advance.

LiD said...

Fantastic Jayne. He is definitely a card-carrying sadist. How he is still allowed out of his cage is beyond me. Remember that endless progressive bloody party Oz threw for him last year? Great that 'we' are supporting this fellow.

Brian Hughes said...

"...coz letting a 9 year old rape victim give birth is all about....umm....gee, dunno where it advocates that in the Bible..."

The Book of Hypcrisy, Chapter 11, Verse 69, just before the line 'So stick with choirboys instead'.

Marita said...

Is it wrong to hope that the Pope meets and early end? Or will some equally evil bastard replace him.

So wrong, millions dying and he is saying not to use condoms.

angel gurl said...

he has an interesting point of view but what scares me is the people who will take what he says as gospel.

River said...

You mean there are STILL people out there who don't believe in the power of condoms? Huh.

Peter said...

Hi! Even Blind Freddy knows that condoms have saved millions of people from HIV/AIDS. For the life of me I can't see how they would aggravate things. With all due respect to the Pope, I think it's time he went out and meet the people that have been saved by condoms.

Take Care,
Peter

Amanda said...

Don't get me started!
(damn - now I've got that song in my head from Monty Python ... every sperm is useful, every sperm is good....)

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