Saturday, May 23, 2009

Clean up your act with the new Stabbity Fuck™ !

You, too, can look this refreshed, relaxed, rejuvenated and reinvigorated for each day with the new Stabbity Fuck™.
Nosey neighbours, family and friends will learn to keep their distance and stop offering their unwanted opinions.
The perfect mummies at the PTA meetings will stop preening and prancing to pay attention to your ideas for the next fund-raiser.
Husbands across the land will stop visiting the strip club post-work hours on Friday nights.
The unwanted best friend of the hubby will finally get the message to stay away. That annoying In-Law will finally shut her trap...for ever!
The Rugby and Aussie Rules footy players will suddenly gain some respect for women.
All of these miracles achieved with the new Stabbity Fuck™, available at all good leading ironmongers within a 3 mile radius of the ninth circle of Hell.


  1. And with a stabbity fuck, you don't need the free set of steak knives.

    Make sure you get the kitteh one. Just for those pesky pests.

  2. I invented it.
    Pleased to see happy customers.
    Rock ON.

  3. It's one of those things you want to do to someone who's driving you up the wall, River ;)

  4. i have sereval someones atm who make me want to pull my stabbity fuck out of the garage... but i'm sure that if i were to kill my boy's sister there would be probs... :(