Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The winner is.....some time thieving mongrel who swiped my day

Don't panic, the mutiple book give away will be sorted and winners announced soon.
Just as soon as the judges who go "eeny, meeny, miny, mo" get back from the orthodontist (who is reconstructing feral kid's braces which came adrift from his tooth).
Maybe just as soon as we get back from early voting this morning (for pollies who are deconstructing the state at a rapid rate of knots).
And just as soon as we get back from the psychologist this arvo (who is reconstructing feral kids brain).
Perhaps right after the GP appointment for feral kid's foot this evening (who will reconstruct the movements of the orchestra as he exercises his inner surgeon and excises the growths).
......
And can I just say that the Democratic Labor Party letterbox leaflet was gold.
How many new voters have not the foggiest what these tools spout or represent and blindly tick the box to get 'em over the line?
The drivel promised "To uphold the right of marriage between one man and one woman" and the gem I loved "to uphold children's rights to be raised by their biological parents".
(or words to that effect)
Ahuh.
Too bad if the drug-addled, metho-drinking scum of the earth can't string a sentence together or beats the kids senseless six ways from Sunday, they got RIGHTS to be raised by their biological units!
And, really? Marriage between one man and one woman?
Seriously?!
Getthefuckouttahere.
And to think science teaches us dinosaurs are extinct, how wrong could they be?!
So, I trotted over to have a good gander at who's running in the circus in this neck of the woods and, LO! There's someone trying to keep the bastards honest.
An Aussie Democrat.
Not many Aussie Democrats about but there's still life in the old beast yet.

6 comments:

Debby said...

What are you trying to do? Build another kid? (We have the technology...)

Red Nomad OZ said...

Yes, sadly all too few alternatives at the ballot box these days ... REAL alternatives, that is - as opposed to major parties, crackpots, 'voices of the people', one-trick ponies and straight sounding groups whose literature gives them away. For those of us in other states, it'll be interesting to see if the Vic results reflect the national trends!

Happy travels!!

River said...

Gee, there's a lot of reconstruction going on over there.

Janine said...

so how did the appts go yesterday re: feral beast??

lavenderbay said...

"And to think science teaches us dinosaurs are extinct..." Lol! I wish people were voting for you.

harrietarcher said...

You should have seen the insane ramblings our local DLP person sent out (twice). Fortunately, it appears the people of Western Victoria have decided to send him back to the wilderness.

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