Saturday, July 31, 2010

July 31 On This Day In History with poultry gossip and 'substance' references

And here we are again, fellow travellers on the road to the "OMG, where has the year gone?" party for us who are feeling aged.
If you're not feeling aged then you're either one of two things....high on life or high on something a super model lost down the back of her couch and could you please return it as she's completely unable to sit and pout for a camera without it?
Pissing down here at the moment, delightfully so, making the chookens ruffle their feathers as they 'broook, broook' around the tray of mushy food scraps (with added garlic and milk powder) and they'll be off like a shot to hide their bum nuts from the 2 legged folk.
Now, before I venture out to play hide and seek with googie eggs, let me throw some On This Day In History stuffs at ya...

1913 Alys Bryant was the first Canuck chickybabe to make a solo flight in Canada.
1924 Voting in Federal elections was made compulsory by law (drat you *shakes fist* any way to ruin a good Saturday).
1944 French novelist and pilot who gave us The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, disappeared after having taken off from an airbase in Corsica.
2006 Kiwi coins of the silver hue were made smaller, lighter, with better technology and the ability to go further and faster than a speeding bullet...! *ahem*.

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If you're having difficulty finding these red pillar letter boxes there's 3 of 'em up in Dunolly.
Not being greedy; they used to do a lot of snail mail business.
In pristine condition, too.

The Nylex Clock is still busted.
Yellow = New Zealand
Orange  = Canada
Green = Australian
Red = UK or other nationality
Italics, bold and coloured blue are links to further info. 
Anything outrageous is usually sarcasm and/or humour

Friday, July 30, 2010

July 30 on this day in history with pretty pictures to distract you

Goooood morning my lovelies.
Yes, I'm alive, up and about.
Drats, you'll have to cancel the party and pack away those stakes :P

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Old secure out building (there's bars on the windows) near Police Station in Dunolly, site of the original lock up.
With chickens running amok over the back.

1900 Japan banned its citizens migrating to Canada at Canada's request.
1942 Port Hedland was attacked by Japanese aircraft.
1963 Brit double agent Kim Philby bobbed up in Moscow.
1979 Carless Days scheme was introduced in NZ.

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The Op Shop in 1863 Methodist (now Uniting Church) Sunday School hall, Dunolly.

The Nylex Clock is still busted.

Yellow = New Zealand
Orange  = Canada
Green = Australian
Red = UK or other nationality
Italics, bold and coloured blue are links to further info. 
Anything outrageous is usually sarcasm and/or humour.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Interruption to our slide night, nana naps instead

I have a bajillion photos to share with you but I'm currently snuggled up in bed with you all, with a sore back.
So.
You shall just have to tolerate the odour of Deep Heat and Goanna Oil Arthritis Cream.
And I promise not to snore when I drop off after lunch.
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I'll leave you with this little glimpse of the popularity of vinyards (and wineries) all over the area of Dunolly, this one being one of several in the town itself.
Get comfy and try not to hog the blankies...

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Roll up, roll up for the Dunolly weekend tour, plenty of photos and usual babble.

Yes, we were let loose on the unsuspecting public via planes, trains and automobiles buses which were actually working on the day, ha!
Didn't we get lucky, Mr Brumby, Pakula or whoever is steering this ship of mayhem onto the rocks of "I told ya so" with a lullaby of Tears before Bedtime.
Anyways, after doing our thang of waiting at Bendigo station an hour for the connecting road coach to Adelaide, we tootled off into the beautiful morning sunshine to....
Dunolly.
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Just click on the piccys and they'll open in a LARGER window for your enjoyment.

Long 3 day story short - we had a bloody great time, can highly recommend the Dunolly Caravan Park, I'll be posting a review of the newly reopened (under new owners) Welcome Stranger Cafe, the drool-worthy, delectable, delicious Dunolly Bakery and the fantabulous bodies that live within the town confines.
On with the piccys.

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Want reasonably priced collectables and books?
Dunolly Books and Collectables is the place for you!

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What was the only known reliable pain killer back in the 1850s?
Think about it....

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Yes, death was the only thing to relieve that nagging headache brought on by a miners pick to the back of the skull.
Or some such.

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Those green, mossy lumps?
Dead bodies.

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See?
Dunolly has had its famous...and infamous.
Sir Julius Vogel, Premier of New Zealand.

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This is the site where Vogel pitched his tent.

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Here is proof that the drought has broken, the easing of water restrictions is justified with this raging torrent... *ahem*
Yes, that really is a river bed.

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This is where the aliens abducted us.
No, twas just my first effort at night photography of a TRAIN passing through the station at Dunolly.

Yes, there is a magnificent station, intact, in far better condition than the one at Clunes, which they've recently reopened, and obviously trains are able to travel on the track.
So....open that sucker already, Brumby, and I may even kiss your hand.

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Aforementioned  Dunolly railway station, with electricity still attached if the blazing fluorescent lights are any indication.

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I'll have a half fare return to Maryborough, fank you, sir.

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See, everything in place, ready to get those bums on seats in the carriages.
Imagine, regional infrastructure lives again!!!!

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This railway well is waaaaay deeeeeeep and well full of the cloud juice.

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This is a cork tree which is a bazillion over 100 years old.
The station masters house was right beside it (or vice versa) and so big did the tree grow that they had to demolish the station masters house to save the tree.

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This was the Presbyterian Church originally but then at half time it changed sides and became the RSL (Returned Servicemen's League) Hall.

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The weather might still make you shiver but Spring has Sprung in Central Victoria; there's nests with many other wild birds sighted gathering nesting materials, the flowers are blooming and there's a bit of heat in the sun when it cracks the clouds.
This Summer is going to be a scorcher.
*I think there's a bee in the 3rd pic, there were hundreds of them all over Dunolly, in the middle of Winter.

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Where else would you park your dray?

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This phenomenon is rife all over Dunolly; random bricks just start crumbling away.
Asked at the Museum what the cause was and they suspect it might be a bodgy firing process and poor/no damp course as mudbricks would at least soften then harden, soften then harden with the weather, whereas these just start going chalky.
S'ok, the bodgy brickmaker has had over 100 years to get a headstart out of town...

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This was the little-advertised Dunolly tour she did.

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Is lovely.
Out along Separation Street.

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Daffs are always a dead give away there was once a house plonked there.
The tumbled bricks are an added bonus, as they're usually reused elsewhere long before now.

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They grow big tyres in Dunolly.

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Chimneys!!!!
C'mon, did ya really think I wouldn't inflict any on you?

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Pretty.

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The lake at the caravan park on our last morning.
Was brilliant sunshine at 7am, fog by 8am.
The lake was actually the train station dam originally, complete with island in the centre.

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Queen Victoria Fountain, 1886.

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Can't promise how clear this will show up.
Window of the Dunolly Rural Transaction Centre.
So, just pop along to see the whole town plan and photos in person.

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Coach office and *gasp* Billiards?!!?
Yes, twas the Dunolly Cobb & Co coach stop.
With billiards to while away the loooong hours they had to wait for their connecting train tram bus coach.

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An almost obligatory horse trough from Annis and George Bills.

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We discovered why these troughs were so popular with the horse set.
Beer.

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James Bell's mansion, built in 1869.
Sometimes referred to as Belleview but I can't find confirmation of that title.

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Footers Mansion.
Further info HERE.


And I shall leave it there until tomorrow as there are gazillions of pics and they'll do us another day.

Monday, July 26, 2010

My brain doth spew forth...and fifth...and a dram of scotch

By crikey, by jingo, I had a bloody lucky save last night; short of being buried alive with a ravenous crow hepped up on crack cocaine and sporting a nasty on-field habit of eye-gouging, I managed to avoid the whole 'debate' aka the polite disagreement thang.
I was stuck on a train coming home from the wild weekend in Dunolly.
Oi, Brumby?
You want for me to give you a tick to get yo lily-livered arse back into the chair you're currently polishing, sweet-cheeks?
Get the friggin' trains and coaches to CO ORDINATE, FFS already.
Give the train/coach/bus/carrier pigeon timetable to any bloody nurse and they'll have it sorted before you're even back in your office, it'll be a doddle compared to working out nursing rosters!
Oh, and Joolya?
Darls, we knows ya got you some male booty action happenin' but sweetie, pet, lovey, that shade of red is too much Scarlet Woman and not enough Bionic Woman with balls of steel.
Speaking of balls of steel I see Hawkey's love-puppet opened her mouth just to change feet while re-writing history.
Seriously, Blanche, baby, you don't go scoring points off the first missus.
She was a good sort.
Can you tell I'm filling in time until the gazillions of photos upload?
No?
Oh, good.
Keep calm and carry on, then.
*Edit to add - Now I'm busy making gluten and dairy free crumpets for His Nibs' brekkie so you'll get the photos tomorrow.
Sleep tight!

Helloooooooooooooo, yo sexy readers & Maryborough twain lovers

I iz returned.
I will be posting many pretty piccys soon.
I will also be whining and celebrating the return of choo-choos to Maryborough Station (the station with a town attached, according to Mark Twain).
He was pretty impressed with ol' Maryborough Station, was Twain.
Twain...choo-choo twain.
Yes, I'm juvenile.
Pfft, get over it, I did :P

Sunday, July 25, 2010

July 25 I can't seeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuu.

1795 Highway robber James Squire was granted 30 acres at Ryde where he threw together a brewery.
Yeah, typical of the select immigrants we get *snort*.
Further info HERE.
1865 British Army surgeon Major-General James Barry indulged in the popping of clogs, sailed off this mortal coil leaving behind a shell which was found to be that of a chickybabe not a bloke.
Further details on this uber-successful surgeon HERE.
1981 Anti-Springbok protesters disrupted the rugby match at Hamilton.
Further info HERE.
1989 The Canadian War Museum paid $79,000 at auction to get the Victoria Cross awarded to Private William Milne posthumously for his part in the Battle of Vimy Ridge in 1917.
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Thirsty work, thieving, back in 1950.

Yellow = New Zealand
Orange  = Canada
Green = Australian
Red = UK or other nationality
Italics, bold and coloured blue are links to further info. 

Anything outrageous is usually sarcasm and/or humour.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

July 24 these things had better be posting!

1861 The first trams began gallivanting about the streets of London.
See HERE for more juicy details.
1872 Bushranger Captain Moonlite was tried, in Ballarat, for the Mt Egerton bank robbery, for which he was given the delightful gift of 11 years gaol.
This is where regifting probably began.
1884 The People in the Christchurch Village were excited as the YMCA opened on the current-day police station site.
C'mon, all together now " It's fun to stay at the Y...M...C....A..."
1996 Canuck Marianne Limpert streaked away in the 200m individual medlay for silver at Atlanta.

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 Now, just remember that the fares have gone up in 1930, ok?


Yellow = New Zealand
Orange  = Canada
Green = Australian
Red = UK or other nationality
Italics, bold and coloured blue are links to further info. 
Anything outrageous is usually sarcasm and/or humour.

Friday, July 23, 2010

July 23 If you are reading this then I am not dead but off into the wide blue yonder!

1637 As the Presbyterian Church in Scotland dared to introduce new Catholic-style service books, Jenny Geddes took matters into her own hands and piffed a stool at the Dean of Edinburgh's head then it was on for young and old.
Further details HERE.
1909 Sir Frederick Holder, Speaker of the House of Representatives, popped his clogs after an unruly all nighter sitting in Parliament.
His last words were "Dreadful! Dreadful!" which could have been referring to anything, including those unruly politicians. In fact, everytime I spy a politician I feel the urge to exclaim "Dreadful! Dreadful!".
Read about him HERE.
1952 Yvette Williams jumped for joy gold at the Helsinki games.
Read more HERE.
1983  An Air Canada 767 ran out of fuel in mid-flight forcing it to make an emergency landing at Gimli airstrip.
The lack of fuel was due to metric conversion and fuel meter issues.
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We can haz teh country in 1908, yez?

Yellow = New Zealand
Orange  = Canada
Green = Australian
Red = UK or other nationality
Italics, bold and coloured blue are links to further info. 
Anything outrageous is usually sarcasm and/or humour.
 I'm off in the wilds of Dunolly, Home of the Gold and the Grain, so shall check your blogs when I'm conscious again Monday...sometime.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

I'm outta here!

I is nicking off at the crack of Dawn tomorrow - again with Dawn's crack and yet the neighbours don't gossip.
I'll be absent for a couple of days so there's scheduled posts while I'm away, apologies in advance if they fail to load.
Have a good weekend and cheers!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

July 21 with added byte, potato crisps and clever kitteh

Hmmmm, let's see.
2010 The cat got a new collar, bell and council tag to replace the velvet diamante one she managed to undo and leave in unknown undergrowth all without evolving the magical opposable thumbs.
Clever kitteh.
2010 The geek kid has managed to lose his wallet, after only having it for under 1 month, despite having it zippered into his coat pocket.
I can see this is going to become a life-long habit, one which I'm not ranking up there with the highs of toilet training or learning to dog paddle.
2010 I did this thing where I ripped apart shredded gently removed the innards of a bread roll with my talons claws fingers then dropped in some fresh roadkill meat pie mixture and cremated the sucker in the fires of Hell baked it in the oven for 20 mins.
It was a hit with the dead guys vampires ghouls tribe.

Life....she iz rockin'.

Singing pretties for Dr Zhivago but Boris....?

Oooooo, let's rush out and spend up big on the new tickets for Dr Zhivago The New Musical!!!
Such a novelty, turning the famous story into an all-singing, all-dancing whoop-de-doodle-dandy to reel in the dosh entertain the masses.
But...how abouts they put to music the bio of the author of Dr Zhivago, Boris Pasternak?
Hmmmm...?
How many takers d'ya reckon we'd get?
Apart from the creepy mouth-breathing dudes who live in their mother's basements/attics/wall-space and dream of Megan Gale in Wonder Woman spandex.
Let's have a quick peek at good old Boris...
Yep, kicked to the kerb by communist masters, royalties taken off him, banned from leaving the USSR to even accept an award.
And speculation he was starved to death by his own country.
Yeah, I can see that musical draggin' in the crowds, can't you?

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Half a pound of tuppenny rice, Half a pound of treacle. That’s the way the money goes, Pop goes the weasel.

July 21 was as boring as watching paint dry, dear reader.
Absolutely bugger-all of interest unless you are into the excitement of Sydney's Monorail starting off (1988) NZ's St Michael's Church Day School whooping it up for it's 136th anniversary (1987), the US Govt apologising and paying $50,000 compo for sinking a Canadian rum running ship (1935) or the poppage of clogs belonging to Scotland's national poet Robert Burns (1796).
So....I threw together some scraps I ratted out of the newspaper archives.
None of them happened on this day.
They just happened.
*Click on items to read in larger image*

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April 1908
Crikey dick, how's that Davies, eh?
Proper chess champ, he is, is Davies.

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July 1926
Ey, by gum, tha' Eckersley aint got 'alf the bowling action as Eccles 'ad last year, by nowt.
Makepeace weren't too pleased to 'ear he twas facin' them Col-on-ial types, e' weren't.

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May 1950
Today you'd have to organise a fox hunt through suburbia to knock over 300.


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August 1863.
Oh, thank Goddess someone's elections are exciting the populace!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Take your baby by the hand and make her do a high hand stand......July 20.

Okey-dokey spunk rats extraordinaire, let's get this line dance hoe-down underway....
*click on any pics to see a larger image*

1842 Bust out the ermine collar, Esme, Sydney was incorporated as a city.

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 Who knew the detention centre would be so close....

1851 Bust out the collection plate, brother, the first church in Christchurch was open for the business of gathering souls, later became known as St Michael and All Angels.

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"rough play" ????
In Rugby Union???
Nooooooooooo, really?


1854 Bust out the brickies trowel, Reg, the first stone of the Vitoria Railway Bridge commenced the building of it which stretched from Montreal to St Lawrence.

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 Now that's bound to put a crimp in their wild nights of entertainment...

Yellow = New Zealand
Orange  = Canada
Green = Australian
Red = UK or other nationality
Italics, bold and coloured blue are links to further info. 
Anything outrageous is usually sarcasm and/or humour.
The Nylex Clock is still broken.
Lonsdale House is still demolished. 
But Kylie DID call JOY!!!!
Mel still calls Australia home.

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