Monday, June 13, 2011

Little known trivia 'facts'

I iz alive.
Pottering about in a vague-where-did-I-put-my-valium kinda way.
D'jknow pointing makes holes in the air through which fairies fall?
Indeed.
Yep.
Proven scientific fact.
Ahuh.
Just like the fact that the world is flat, flamingoes flying en masse make orangey-pink sunsets and global warming is the result of too many curry farts.

8 comments:

Eccentricess said...

Curry is too tasty. Everyone will just have to move inland.

Mumto5 said...

Thanks for the giggle! If you find your Valium flick some my way =)

River said...

"Curry is a natural laxative and everyone knows a clean colon is one less thing to worry about"
Leonard Hoftstadter-The Big Bang Theory. Season one-episode one.

I learned that "pointing makes holes in the air" thing too, along with the fairies falling through. I also learned that every time I lied a fairy died.
I'm a fairy murderess.....

Debby said...

Fairies and farts. Really. Only you could pull that together under the same post heading.

*walks off laughing*

Debby said...

Fairies, farts AND flamingos. Again...only you....

BUSH BABE said...

OMG... who needs Valium when I have Jayne and her loyal band of (quite mad in a fabulous kinda way) followers??

THAT is the question...
:-)
BB

Cazzie!!! said...

Yeah, meh, I almost sent out a search party!

Janine said...

hell I need to stop pointing I don't want the fairies to fall from the sky. As for the curry farts, my husband is contributing to global warming in a big way!!

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